The Every-Day Average Conversation That Goes Something Like This…
AKA - Why I Really Don’t Like “Real” People.
(If I had the guts to say what I’m thinking, that is; but that would just be MEAN, now wouldn’t it?)
She: ….and it was lime-green! Now, normally I don’t go for lime-green but it IS so IN right now, and it’s EVERYWHERE!! What do you think?
Me: What do I think “what”?
She: Do you think I should BUY it?
Me: I couldn’t give a rat’s ass.
She: What?
Me: I couldn’t give the asses of two rats, actually.
She: What?
Me: I don’t give a shit what you want to buy at Walmart. I don’t give a shit what you want to buy ANYWHERE.
She: What?
Me: Do you have anything INTERESTING to say to me?
She: What?
Me: Do you like music? Do you have hobbies? Do you read? Do you DREAM, for Christ’s sake?
She: …
…
…what?
Me: Never mind.
Random Song for the Day: “Streets of London” - Cat Stevens
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May 19th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Oh shit, maybe I should come back later, then?
Okay, I’ll stay if you promise not to bite me.. Yeah, people piss me off all the time - why do you think I hide out in my blog so much? Face it, we’re just anti-social. Whilst we’re on the subject, I happen to despise shopping, especially if it’s with someone else in tow - drives me nuts. Don’t do it - you know it makes you cranky!
Les Says: Ugh. Shopping.