I Wanna Learn German, Now…

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This pic stolen fair and square from a German spammer

So, I get this spammy email with “Ich habe gesehen Sie haben noch Schallplatten” in the subject field. And I just couldn’t bear to trash it ’til I knew what that meant. So I babalfished it, and it means: “I see you still have a record.”

Now, after this post, I figured maybe the Germans know something I don’t, and thought, “Hey, now! This oughtta impress my mother! I could be the Family Cup Winner, after all!” So, I opened up the email… there to find: “Mit Radio und CD Player!”

Damn.

Not-So-Random Song for the Day: “Bestrafe mich” – Rammstein

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5 People Played Doctor to “I Wanna Learn German, Now…”

  1. Moviequill Says:

    Gunter Gleeben gotten globen

    Les Says: Which, apparently, means nothing at all. Sounds sehr gut, though.

  2. carol Says:

    One of the reasons I love you so much is because you are utterly barking mad, bonny lass! Trust you to find something worthwhile to filch off a spammer. I learnt a little bit of German at school (mostly naughty bits – that teacher was WAY cool).

    One of my sister-in-laws was German (big bruv’ is presently on wife no.5), I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was her who had sic’d this on you..

    Les Says: So he didn’t kill the other four, then? Your family is not nearly as exotic as I’d imagined, now, is it?

  3. OldGuy Says:

    Geez, I wish a spammer would send me one of those.

    All I ever get is offers for Viagra. What the hell am I supposed to do with that ?

    Les Says: Aw, poor OldGuy… You want me to send you a step-by-step? Of course, then I’ll have to bill your wife.

  4. Mushy Says:

    Anything stolen from a spammer is public domain!

    Les Says: See that?! I’m NEVER gonna get arrested!

  5. Canadian Mark Says:

    Hey! I sell that radio at one of my jobs!

    Les Says: Are you going to report me for stealing that pic? Will I finally have a record? My mom will be so proud.

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