The Curse of the… the… What is that, anyway?

I have to clean this today. I’m afraid to open it. I’m so afraid to open it, that it’s been taped shut so that I can’t accidentally open it. There’s… stuff… in there. Dead stuff. Somewhere, somehow in the now distant past of last spring (maybe…?) my freezer got shut...

According to Google, “100 Things Les Needs” are:

1. Les needs good public relations 2. Les needs the same information a simple client would need… 3. Les needs to be reviewed and verified. 4. Les needs federal approval from the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission… 5. Les needs to be run with proper user. 6. Les needs to...