Little Bits of Stupid

I Wanna Learn German, Now…

This pic stolen fair and square from a German spammer

So, I get this spammy email with “Ich habe gesehen Sie haben noch Schallplatten” in the subject field. And I just couldn’t bear to trash it ’til I knew what that meant. So I babalfished it, and it means: “I see you still have a record.”

Now, after this post, I figured maybe the Germans know something I don’t, and thought, “Hey, now! This oughtta impress my mother! I could be the Family Cup Winner, after all!” So, I opened up the email… there to find: “Mit Radio und CD Player!”


Not-So-Random Song for the Day: “Bestrafe mich” – Rammstein

4 replies on “I Wanna Learn German, Now…”

One of the reasons I love you so much is because you are utterly barking mad, bonny lass! Trust you to find something worthwhile to filch off a spammer. I learnt a little bit of German at school (mostly naughty bits – that teacher was WAY cool).

One of my sister-in-laws was German (big bruv’ is presently on wife no.5), I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was her who had sic’d this on you..

Les Says: So he didn’t kill the other four, then? Your family is not nearly as exotic as I’d imagined, now, is it?

Geez, I wish a spammer would send me one of those.

All I ever get is offers for Viagra. What the hell am I supposed to do with that ?

Les Says: Aw, poor OldGuy… You want me to send you a step-by-step? Of course, then I’ll have to bill your wife.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *