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Merry Christmas, Internet!

Posted by Les Becker on December 24, 2014 in Just for Fun..., Little Bits of Stupid, Real Life |

Ian is one of Ky’s roommates… Ky is a Vegetarian. Ian may pay for this meal in more ways than one. For the record (cuz I know y’all are wondering); 1) He ate the whole thing. 2) He didn’t throw it all up (as far as I know). 3) He slept the whole way home. […]

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Motherhood Did Not Always Become Me…

Posted by Les Becker on October 29, 2014 in Kyla Becker, Little Bits of Stupid, Real Life |

There are things I did as the mother of a toddler, that would totally have embarrassed me to admit, back when my now-all-grown-up little girl was still a toddler. It’s a little embarrassing to admit to those things even now, although she did survive. It’s more surprising that *I* survived, to tell the truth. Ky […]

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NOT Growing Old Gracefully…

Posted by Les Becker on October 13, 2014 in Little Bits of Stupid |

Really For Real I Swear This is What Came up on the Playlist Random Song-for-the-Day: “What Makes You Beautiful” – One Direction ROTFL!! Yes, God does have a sense of humour!

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The Unconventional Guide to Wearing No Pants…

Posted by Les Becker on October 11, 2014 in J.O.B., Little Bits of Stupid, Real Life |
Ther Should Be Pants Here

I don’t like pants. I like comfort, and pants don’t equate with that. Any pants, really, but some are a little more comfortable than others. Yoga pants, for example, can be worn to work if you’re skinny and old and decidedly not-sexy, so that’s what I wear to the J.O.B., even though there is a […]

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Funny/Scary PSA…

Posted by Les Becker on October 1, 2014 in Amazon Products, Artsy Fartsy, Gift Shop, Little Bits of Stupid |

Random Song-for-the-Day: “Running on Ice” – Billy Joel

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Death of a Yoga Mat

Posted by Les Becker on September 26, 2014 in Little Bits of Stupid, Zenishness... |

I didn’t know you well… but truth be told, that’s my own fault; why do I mourn you now? When I saw you in the store, I fell in love – or thought I did. You were extra long – I had been stubborn about the length of my new beau… I don’t like my […]

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Mirror, Mirror on the Floor…

Posted by Les Becker on September 23, 2014 in Little Bits of Stupid, Real Life |

I broke my “fat” mirror. I call it my “fat” mirror because the mirror was warped, but it was warped in all the right places. This was the mirror that added weight to me. It added curves to my straight-and-narrow frame. It made me look fatter, in other words, and that was good for my […]

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Am I Smarter than a Potato?

Posted by Les Becker on September 16, 2014 in Gardening, Little Bits of Stupid, Tarmac Garden, The Landlady |
InanimateObjectivity-potatoes

My big project for 2014 (aside from becoming “Independently Self-Sufficient”, that is) was to be able to feed the household without having to purchase any vegetable I could grow myself. Actually, the garden was a major part of the “Independently Self-Sufficient” plan – I just knew damned well that I could only just begin the […]

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‘D’ is for ‘Dentist’…

Posted by Les Becker on September 10, 2014 in Little Bits of Stupid, Real Life, Wednesday |

Today is Wednesday. Anybody that knows me even a little bit, knows how fervently I believe that Wednesday is a crap day. It just is. I’ve been saying that right here since the inception of this blog. PROOF. There is no “hump” in Wednesday; there is a great big concrete mountain slammed down in the […]

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I Have a Secret…

Posted by Les Becker on August 20, 2014 in Little Bits of Stupid, Music, Video... |

I think if I were to admit my deepest, darkest secret, it would have to be my dream of producing music videos. I have a really fantastic, eloquent sequence for the Cake tune, “Short Skirt, Long Jacket”, but it involves Val Kilmer circa 2001 and a woman stripping on a city street, so somehow I […]

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You Don’t Get Much Cuter Than This…

Posted by Les Becker on July 13, 2014 in Fur-Babies, Little Bits of Stupid |
Homesick Puppy

I’m dog-sitting Louie da Boss’ baby… in the daylight she’s a happy, yappy little thing that loves to wrestle with Kaylee, who has about 100 pounds on her. Coda also guards the parking lot against all things noisy, going so far as to sneak under the gate whenever my back is turned, to expand her […]

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The Woman’s Curse…

Terry Becker waxes (not exactly poetically) about a scary womany subject. While both his wife and his ex-wife are in the room. Yeah.

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