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According to Google, “100 Things Les Needs” are:

Les Becker, July 20051. Les needs good public relations

2. Les needs the same information a simple client would need…

3. Les needs to be reviewed and verified.

4. Les needs federal approval from the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission…

5. Les needs to be run with proper user.

6. Les needs to raise a minimum of £2000.

7. LES needs your help in maintaining the reliability of the electrical system

8. LES needs to replace faculty who have retired or are retiring

9. Les needs to take a long look in the mirror.

10. Les needs parent foster care.

11. Les needs to be flown in by helicopter.

12. Les needs an income while [s]he is getting the credentials.

13. LES needs you to participate, or we will cut the program short!

14. LES needs it.

15. what LES needs is some tea rooms like they have in Vancouver and Amsterdam.

16. Les needs to be investigated by the Alcohol Beverage Control.

17. Les needs a wide variety of things.

18. LES needs work.

19. Les Needs to Know.

20. LES needs to include the physical processes.

21. Les needs your advice.

22. Les needs functional, complicated underwater housing.

23. Les needs to oil the Chenbot more regularly.

24. Les needs to get some idea of how many people plan to come.

25. Les needs 81.

26. Les needs a date.

27. “Les Needs More”

28. Les needs a rest.

29. Les needs to read Reforming Project Management more often

30. Les needs this as soon as possible.


32. Les needs feedback from people in positions

33. Les needs to get an idea of interested parties.

34. Les needs less, we need more!

35. Les, Needs Timing Chain.

36. Les needs that ASWA satpic stuff like now!!

37. Les needs to suck it up

38. LES needs to obtain a “substantive commitment”

39. Les needs to take some credit.

30. ‘Les needs help’

31. Les needs strong men to help check the permit numbers.

32. LES needs to include a contingency factor

33. Les needs money to make phone calls, send letters and buy personal necessities.

34. Les needs to hook up again with Mr. Rollins.

35. Les needs to know what the 60-amps is used for and whether the booth needs to be hardwired or has a 3-prong connection.

36. Les needs to increase my upload file size limits, please

37. Les needs a “refresher” trip to the USA

38. Les needs to take into account both conduction and convection

39. Les needs to prepare drawings that we can show people

40. LES needs spatial filtering

41. Les needs all the help [s]he can get

42. Les needs update

43. LES needs.

44. Les needs to take direct action

45. Les needs. to . be added in chapter VIII.

46. Les , needs , practices and. understandings

47. Les needs to build a stage and a pole for Shirley.

48. LES needs only a “plausible strategy”

49. Les needs to be released dependent

50. Les needs to cleanse [her]self inside out with holy water

51. Les needs your information regarding the walk for the website.

52. Les needs to relinquish …

53. Les needs a new name

54. Les needs de Mongolo

55. Les needs to be handled by the server.

56. (LES) needs to be solved,

57. Les needs a mount

58. LES needs. to address, for example pursuant to a section 57 direction. …

59. Les needs the extra oomph on stage

60. Les needs only. be applied to entities

61. Les needs to go from a distance

62. Les needs to contact Eirwen Godden to see if any more funding available

63. Les needs no introduction …

64. Les needs to retire and go golf or something.

65. Les needs to change things

66. LES needs a groundwater-discharge permit

67. Les needs a couple more volunteers

68. Les needs to collect some money

69. Les needs a good slap tho

70. LES needs to be returned by this date

71. LES needs to come in direct contact with something acidic

72. Les needs a complete year

73. Les needs games

74. Les needs to go in the room of mirrors.

75. Les needs to go looking for something special

76. Les needs….. A BIGGER HARD DRIVE

77. Les needs to lose x amount of fat

78. Les needs to toughen up a bit.

79. Les needs to revive Friday night Hooters.

80. Les needs a lot of clues it would seem.

81. Les needs to shut up, play bass, and let someone else sing for a change

82. Les needs to dump them.

83. Les needs to do good on these claims

84. Les needs to represent

85. Les needs to let out the leash

86. Les needs to make a visit to this post.

87. Les needs to think about it

88. LES needs a pH of less a 3 in the stomach

89. Les needs to find a good DC soon.

90. Les needs cosmos pizza

91. Les needs to get some advice from Eddie on how to help

92. Les needs to test a soft “m” shaped end.

93. Les needs quick cash advance

94. Les needs a faster computer

95. LES needs to look at this man as being the perpetrator.

96. LES needs to process

97. Les needs a loyal gay male friend.

98. Les needs one!!!!!

99. Les needs to quit moonlighting.

….and the BIG ONE…..

100. Les needs something else to do.

This one came from Suzi, but I kind of went overboard with it…

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5 replies on “According to Google, “100 Things Les Needs” are:”

Wow! Les needs lots of things! I didn’t find half that many for Suzi. You could combine #91 and #97 if you could find a loyal gay male friend named Eddie, and maybe #93, too, if your gay friend Eddie were generous and wealthy.

I was going to offer to be your loyal gay friend called Eddie but then I checked and I am not called Eddie, nor am I gay. However, for a price I can pretend. I was once involved in a school production of Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber (as Enoch the mentalist) and many people thought I stole the show.

The offer’s there on the (cyber) table.

Suzi – Eddie won’t like being “91″, I’m sure. I don’t think his wife will either. I’ll have to ask about the wealth…

gingermark – This price would be….? I ask because there’s a guy I know who was supposed to be my loyal gay friend called Eddie, but he’s not gay or Eddie, and although I have an Eddie, he’s neither gay, nor much more than an acquaintance (but he IS friendly). And if you are that much of an actor, I already want you, but you won’t get paid. We only hire unpaid actors around here… we still torture them though.

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