The Every-Day Average Conversation That Goes Something Like This…

AKA – Why I Really Don’t Like “Real” People.

(If I had the guts to say what I’m thinking, that is; but that would just be MEAN, now wouldn’t it?)

She: ….and it was lime-green! Now, normally I don’t go for lime-green but it IS so IN right now, and it’s EVERYWHERE!! What do you think?

Me: What do I think “what”?

She: Do you think I should BUY it?

Me: I couldn’t give a rat’s ass.

She: What?

Me: I couldn’t give the asses of two rats, actually.

She: What?

Me: I don’t give a shit what you want to buy at Walmart. I don’t give a shit what you want to buy ANYWHERE.

She: What?

Me: Do you have anything INTERESTING to say to me?

She: What?

Me: Do you like music? Do you have hobbies? Do you read? Do you DREAM, for Christ’s sake?

She:

…what?

Me: Never mind.

Random Song for the Day: “Streets of London” – Cat Stevens