AKA – Why I Really Don’t Like “Real” People.
(If I had the guts to say what I’m thinking, that is; but that would just be MEAN, now wouldn’t it?)
She: ….and it was lime-green! Now, normally I don’t go for lime-green but it IS so IN right now, and it’s EVERYWHERE!! What do you think?
Me: What do I think “what”?
She: Do you think I should BUY it?
Me: I couldn’t give a rat’s ass.
She: What?
Me: I couldn’t give the asses of two rats, actually.
She: What?
Me: I don’t give a shit what you want to buy at Walmart. I don’t give a shit what you want to buy ANYWHERE.
She: What?
Me: Do you have anything INTERESTING to say to me?
She: What?
Me: Do you like music? Do you have hobbies? Do you read? Do you DREAM, for Christ’s sake?
She: …
…
…what?
Me: Never mind.
Random Song for the Day: “Streets of London” – Cat Stevens