The Every-Day Average Conversation That Goes Something Like This…

AKA – Why I Really Don’t Like “Real” People.

(If I had the guts to say what I’m thinking, that is; but that would just be MEAN, now wouldn’t it?)

She: ….and it was lime-green! Now, normally I don’t go for lime-green but it IS so IN right now, and it’s EVERYWHERE!! What do you think?

Me: What do I think “what”?

She: Do you think I should BUY it?

Me: I couldn’t give a rat’s ass.

She: What?

Me: I couldn’t give the asses of two rats, actually.

She: What?

Me: I don’t give a shit what you want to buy at Walmart. I don’t give a shit what you want to buy ANYWHERE.

She: What?

Me: Do you have anything INTERESTING to say to me?

She: What?

Me: Do you like music? Do you have hobbies? Do you read? Do you DREAM, for Christ’s sake?



Me: Never mind.

Random Song for the Day: “Streets of London” – Cat Stevens

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One Reply to “The Every-Day Average Conversation That Goes Something Like This…”

  1. Oh shit, maybe I should come back later, then?

    Okay, I’ll stay if you promise not to bite me.. Yeah, people piss me off all the time – why do you think I hide out in my blog so much? Face it, we’re just anti-social. Whilst we’re on the subject, I happen to despise shopping, especially if it’s with someone else in tow – drives me nuts. Don’t do it – you know it makes you cranky!

    Les Says: Ugh. Shopping.

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