What to Post When You Can’t Keep a Train of Thought on Its Rails…

Trojan Moose
Taken July 7, 2008 with Canon PowerShot A550

Yeah, yeah, I know I said I *hate* these things not two posts ago, but…The Best Memes in Life Are Stolen. Elle said that, so it must be true.

Stole this from Elle, who stole it from Angelika, who stole it from Why Are You Stalking Me?, who stole it from someone else. 😀

1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
— No.

2. Favorite late night snack?
— Mashed potatoes. And beer.

3. Do you own a gun?
— No.

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
— Here in Canuckia, it’s Tim’s, and it’s either a black coffee, or an English Toffee something-or-other.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
— Not anymore.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
— I try not to think of them, or it puts me off them. Have eaten them. Will most likely eat them again.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
— Gramma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
— I wish I had the nerve to say beer. It’s coffee, though.

9. Can you do push-ups?
— I can… but will I? HA!

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
— It’s a toss-up between my Grandmother’s little silver “broach-watch” thingy, or my father’s wristwatch. I wear neither of them, though. Or any other jewelry of any other kind, for that matter.

11. Favorite hobby?
Digital Photography.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
— Probably.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
— I procrastinate. A lot. I probably stole this meme weeks ago.

14. The last disease you contracted?
— Wrinkles.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
— I can’t possibly be expected to untangle THREE of them considering I might have A.D.D.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
— Coffee, coffee and beer. Although ‘regular’ on beer has become more ‘few and far between’. And that’s a shame, if ever there was one.

17. Current worry right now?
— None. I refuse.

18. Current hate right now?
— See above.

19. Favorite place to be?
— I haven’t been ANYPLACE, yet. I’ll have to do something about that.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
— I seriously cannot remember.

21. Like to travel?
— I hope so.

22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week:
— No.

23. Do you own slippers?
— Yes, I do.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
— Black.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
— Haven’t the foggiest. Probably not.

26. Can you whistle?
— Can so.

27. Favorite singer/band?
— Impossible to attempt to decide.

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
— I’ll betcha I could. But what the hell for?!

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
— I don’t. The Idiot Child does though. And in the sauna. And in the “bathroom”. And in her sleep sometimes.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
— Kyla.

31. Favorite boy’s names?
— Hmmmmm…. Matthew for my father, maybe?

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
— Nothing right now, but a few seconds ago there was a hand in there!

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
— How fast “Hand in My Pocket” started playing in my head after I typed the above answer.

34. Like your job?
— I do.

36. Do you love where you live?
— If you mean my apartment – yes. If you mean this town – not like I once did.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
— 1

38. Who is your loudest friend?
— “Real Life” friends – The Fly-Girl. “Imaginary Friends”, as my mom calls anybody I know online, I haven’t a clue yet. But it’s probably Suzi, now that Sheikh is gone… 😀 / 🙁

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
— I always drive the speed limit. Unless I think I might have cocaine in my pockets.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
— If so, I hope it’s a movie producer in need of new scripts…

41. What is your favorite book?
— Can’t say… too many. I like anything by Madeline L’engle. Or Douglas Adams. Or Robert Heinlein.

42. What is your favorite candy?
— Just gimme the candy.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
— At one time, it was the Edmonton Oilers, but then Wayne defected.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
— Dancing in the parking lot.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
— I haven’t yet woken up today.

So, steal it if you want it. 😀

Random Song-for-the-Day: “Gyasi Went Home” – Bedouin Soundclash

6 Replies to “What to Post When You Can’t Keep a Train of Thought on Its Rails…”

  1. I loved your ‘just gimme the candy’ response! Trojan Moose? Who’s inside?

    Les Says: Don’t know yet – we’re still looking for the hatch.

  2. I thought the whole idea behind a crush was that it was secret. Like the other person who has the crush doesn’t reveal to you that they have said crush.

    Isn’t that how it works? That’s how I always do it.

    I mean *did* it. I’m married. Happily married. I don’t crush anymore.

    Not much. And certainly not in an obvious way.

    Is that how it’s supposed to work?

    Les Says: You’re asking ME this, betch?! You’re supposed to ‘splain it to ME!

  3. I didn’t realize my avatar was gonna show up, betch. I revoke everything I said up there.

    But before I revoke it, just tell me how it’s supposed to work.

    Les Says: Your avatar has been showing up in my comments for… months now. You don’t need to know how it works, shetbag – If I don’t know, you shouldn’t be able to. 😀

  4. Another test!

    Les Says: HEY, CHECK THAT OUT!! I fixed it! Still don’t know what the hell was wrong, but I fixed it, dammit!

    Now, I expect comments from you ALL the time. 😀

  5. Yay! It worked! You’re a genius. If someone sent me all that garbled mess, I wouldn’t have a clue what to do about it.

    So now I’ll tell you about #43. I am from Missouri. My boyfriend was from St. Louis and was WAY into hockey. Of course when in high school in those days, girlfriends got interested in whatever boyfriends were into. I loved hockey. I think I actually liked it for a long time. But I REALLY had a thing for Wayne. All over my walls and closet doors in my dorm room! No one understood, because I was in Missouri! Most people didn’t even own ice skates! Didn’t matter to me. Wayne was IT!

    Les Says: I didn’t go quite THAT far… but I’ll admit to a secret crush a couple decades later…

    Prior to the NHL, he played in the Ontario Hockey League right here in Sault Ste. Marie, for The Greyhounds. YES, he did. Right the F HERE, where I now live.

    So I HAD to develop a crush and become an avid fan, or they wouldn’t have let me move here. Maybe, if I “re-develop” that crush, they will let me move to California…? Well, one can dream. Sigh…*

    P.S. I AM a genius. Of sorts. Ahem. 😉

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