…strikes me funny that is. Another little collection from “The Landlady”.
“She still hasn’t forgiven me for that time I hit her over the head with a shovel.”
“I was black and blue from all the pokin’ around.”
(About a nurse drawing blood…)
“I had the stupidest dream. It was Christmas, and all these dead people showed up. You should’ve SEEN all the presents!”
“I was just beside myself. I should’ve got a lot more done.”
…and after she realized why I was laughing so hard…
“Don’t you write that down! I didn’t mean to say that.”